过往的她太过消极，迟迟盼不着某人将「落单」的她「领走。」

        早市生意冷清现代青年很少逛传统市场齁？

        跨过三十门槛後反正已发臭，她抛掉尊严反正一文不值放弃被动等人搭讪──算了吧，没人会想主动上门买发臭的r0U──积极参与网路上公布的联谊活动。

        终於，皇天不负苦心人，她「靠努力」成功与「有缘人」缔结婚约。

        Splendid,Ihavetosay.Iwould’vefoundherspiritudableifIwereasdesperatetomateasthisughable—Nothanks,eversinceIpassedtwenty-five,Irealized,thecesaresolowtogethookedupwithasavor-ablegirlwho’swillin’towide-open‘erlegsand,Gawd,suthat—I’drathergohomeamymeat—andtodevelopacheapretionshipImean,lit’rally,itain’tcostyouanarm-and-leg—youdon’treallybankruptyourselfdatingfaasteless,collegegirls—iftheydon’tdemandthisandthathey,there’sonlyoaprepareinhisPOCKETS—andjustedonthefacewiththeirmalepartners’saggyb—butitwon’tactuallycostyouanarmandaleg—butitcostsamanhisd—any...way,yougetthepoint...

        Ohingaboutlifeis:onceyoupassedcollegeages,mister,yourmale“matey”anceasedbeingAlmighty.

        【▲人生很可悲啊：一旦你过了大学年纪，兄day，你的小ㄉ、ㄧㄠˇ弟就会失去它「督进去」的「C」能力。】

        Man’sstickturoapieceofsti—ayourR’s—weighingnomorethanhalfanouncehowdoIknowthat?Youdon’treallyoknowandIdon’tcarewhetheryouwanttoknowmoreaboutit.

        【▲男根沦为一根发臭r0U根--敢不敢呛赌--净重不到半盎司...】

        WhatmoredoIhavetosay?—Lilbuddybeo-ding.Itain’tnomo’wanton-pow-fullikkamagid,like,itaichawhatchawant—dading-dongdowndereservesyounogood—bleh—

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